Saturday, March 12, 2011

Step 3: remember to be healthful



Bacon is good, but it's gross. If you don't think it's gross for most reasons, think about it very carefully. The gross factor for bacon is really, really high. It drips in the fact of animals, and the shreds of flesh are tied together with actual fat tissue that you chew and consume. If you're nearing the end of your life now, you might not care, but it would suck to cause your imminent death via breakfast, so think about that, older people. If you must have bacon, cook a slice or two only at a time, and not every day. Ideally, realize that it's gross.

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